Lol Fagboy

Was in C1 at lunchtime and sat beside me was a kid on BBC iPlayer. Way to kill the connection speed dingus. I advised him not to stream video over the school connection and he turned to me and started to mouth off. Josh who was sitting beside me cut in. Fagboy then questioned Josh's knowledge of computing. The conversation was as follows.
Fagboy: I know more about computers than you will ever know in your life.
Josh: Ha! Do you even know what an OS is?
F:Yeah. It's an Operating system! I bet you can't name 5!
J: Mac OS, Windows Vista, GNU Linux, Solaris and Solaris Open Source.
F: Them last 2 are the same!
Me, Steve and Josh: No they're not!
F: Yeah well. Windows is crap!
S: What OS do you use.
F: Vista.
J: Ha! And what languages do you know.
F: German, French and English
J: No Computer Coding Languages!
F: Java ... Script
S: Ha! And your going to code an OS from that!
This continued and then Fagboy started launching paper at us with elastic bands.
The bell went and Josh said, "Go off to H.E. now!"
Fagboy then said "I AM IN 4th YEAR. I DO GCSE's. I DONT DO GCSE HE! So THERE!"

Lol Fagboy!

Lol Zafira

Yesterday I saw a Vauxhall Zafira driving down the road. It was blue and a couple of years old. Nothing to write home about I suppose. Just a sensible people carrier. But this one had been fitted with a HUGE exhaust and dump valve. I have no idea why. It makes no sense to me as the Zafira is not the sort of car suited to a huge exhaust or a dump valve. Why do people do things like this? It makes no sense to me! Buy a different car or just leave the one you have alone if your going to embarrass yourself like that.